“Oh God Alfred, don’t sto—”
*SNAP*
“…Alfred are you alright.”
“…I THINK I JUST BROKE MY LEG. OH MY GOD, ART— OH GOD.”
“ALFRED I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. ALFRED. ALFRED ARE YOU ALRIGHT.”oh my god
/CHOKES
Fucking dies
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