December 2011
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
alfred-fucking-jones:
lillianjessica:
Hong Kong before England:
Hong Kong after England:
IT’S THE EYEBROWS
lmfao hong kong you looked like a girl hfjksghvjksdgf
longlivethe-king:
cesaret:
“You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove.
“What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose.
“I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
sugarelixir asked: Pass this smile: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ to anyone who made you smile this year. Thank you for making me smile :) Happy new year!
winged-cyborg:
looks like missing e didn’t get tumblr an iphone for christmas
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
masamune-takano:
yoshino—chiaki:
pineappledean:
ladydynamitez:
10knotes:
NEVER have, and NEVER will.
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
All the coolest bromances save each other from...
stillnotgingerr:
heathyr:
dean why can’t you be cool
I love this panel to bits.
seer-of-tumblr:
jakeenglishswaifu:
lacylocks:
Every time I look at John’s wall scrawlings I get sad. He’s so chipper and happy all the time that you wouldn’t expect him to write all these terrible things about himself. It’s something he’s obviously never let out.
Then Jade writing over it with encouraging words and smiley faces to block out the bad things. She is the biggest sweet...
so if the horns on a trolls head indicates how big their dick is
Travos omg
discosmackdown:
2007: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2008: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2009: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2010: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2011: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
You know...
chibitalex:
If you claim girl gamers aren’t special because they have a vagina, then why do you give female gamers different standards?
No, seriously.
If a girl talks about video games, people just go, “OMG UR NOT SPESHUL JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE VAGINA AND A GAME”
But if a guy does it, it’s just like, “Oh, I guess he’s a gamer.”
Or if a girl takes up the url, ‘GamesandMakeup’ or something like...
me: psssst hey
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: homestuck
friend combusts into flames and dies
jade no
fartingchild:
me: wow these cookies are pretty good what flavor is this
cuntbarf: AB negative
me:
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me: fuck you
Watchtychosexual:
Sometimes I just like to watch this and paw at the screen while choking back sobs.